Who Should Be Mayor of London?

All will be revealed today. As it stands at the moment, it seems that Conservative Boris Johnson (“twice married, sacked following an affair”) is leading incumbent Labour Mayor Ken Livingstone (“five children from three different women”). Meanwhile, Lib Dem Brian Paddick (“openly gay, many partners”) is pulling up the rear. Stay tuned.

Update: Looks like the Conservative Boris Johnson has defeated “Red Ken”… Not official yet, but the betting shops are paying out, so it’s as good as a done deal. Poor old Gordon Brown really got pasted today right across the board.