Be Still My Bleeding Heart: Ed McMahon

So, a 160,000 people have lost their homes to bank repossessions and a million more are in foreclosure, and we’re supposed to feel sorry that Ed McMahon might lose his 7,000 sq. ft., $6.25 million Beverly Hills mansion in a gated community off Mulholland Drive? Not.

Better start firing off those American Publishers’ Sweepstakes forms, Ed… Who knows — you might be coming to your own house! Oh, wait… It’s a scam? Never mind.