Five Feet of "Fun"

According to wingnut diva, Five Feet of Fecal Matter®, “Insult is good. When I was a child we made fun of fat kids and there were fewer fat kids because of it. God forbid we hurt the feelings of our little ones. Boo hoo.”

Um, okay. So how then do we explain the existence of the corpulent termagant pictured above?

By the way, feel entirely free to go ahead and make “fun” of this dumpy sack of shit. After all… It’s good. And who knows, your efforts might just result in there being fewer horrific midgets like Kathy Shaidle around one of these days.

h/t: LuLu @ Canadian Cynic