Indeed, most cardboard boxes don’t have high-speed, but there’s no reason you can’t express yourself creatively. Some more decorating ideas from Japan here. Not quite the $400/night JW Marriott Resort and Spa, but a whole lot more interesting.
And remember, per your buddy Kathy Shaidle, the only reason people are “poor” is because they’re “lazy and stupid” and don’t know how to keep their pants on… Oh, and I think she’s got some words of wisdom from Jesus “…about folks who didn’t properly manage their money or other people’s” that you’ll probably find very comforting too.
Have a nice day.