In view of the fact that a certain altitudinally-challenged termagant can’t seem to muster the heroic effort required to get past the cheap laughs (which curiously never really seem to materialize in any case), I’m more than pleased to go that little extra distance to provide YOU the valuable reader with links to the actual source of her putative humour. Here and here (report in PDF format).
Bonus Track: John Daly (aka Johnny Maudlin) is really too easy a target, no? Yo, dude, buy a clue. No one is looking for “positive vibes” on political blogs. Please don’t actually make me agree with the likes of Kathy Shaidle. (h/t: the usual suspect.)