The Comedy Stylings of… Dick Cheney!

Isn’t nice to know that the locus of evil in the Bush regime, principal of torture, and architect of one of the most disastrous wars in American history can take time out of this busy schedule of fucking up everything in sight to share a few belly laughs with the media that have served him so well.

“[radio and TV correspondents] can use a little good cheer, because these are tough times in your industry, in this age of YouTube and the blogs that threaten to overshadow the old media. At times, you must feel like you’re at the center of events, but no one’s really paying attention to you. You understand the world better than anybody, but no one wants to hear it. Now you know exactly what it’s like to be Vice President.” — Dick Cheney