Britain’s Got Talent...

Unfortunately, the same can’t be said for poor Donald.

Even though the witless lad was ruthlessly terminated in a matter of seconds by Simon Cowell, he’s nonetheless, as Piers Morgan says, “horrifically entertaining.”

There’s something just absolutely glorious about watching someone making a complete tit of themselves on national television. I don’t know, maybe it’s an example of that truth/beauty thing we were discussing the other day…