Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Attention: Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Committee

I think we may have some new entries for you shortly courtesy of “Blogging Tory” whackaloon Frank “Mess-O-Potatohead” Hilliard.

“The first Susan heard about it was when Ron’s red F-150 pulled up in the driveway. She watched him get out and amble up to the door with the imposing presence his bulk always generated in the opposite sex. At 6’ 2” and 240 lbs, Ron Westlake was a handsome hunk of a man, respected by women, deferred to by men.” — Frank Hilliard

Don’t all rush at once to purchase his new collection of “erotic short stories”… {{{shudder}}}