Saturday, June 21, 2008

McCain Protected by “Cultural Safeguards”

Via the delightfully-named “Public Service Administration”:

Dedicated to those too squeamish to discuss an incident related to the temperament and character of a guy who'd like to be President. McCain’s freaky-mean ‘92 outburst is a well-sourced story found in Cliff Schecter’s book The Real McCain. Due to the particularly profane nature of the offense it would probably be useless to wait for the press to give it the full-on, endlessly repeating, 24-7 Reverend Wright treatment. So we’d love to help.

It would probably be unfair to hold McCain to account for one intemperate outburst from sixteen years ago where he used a particularly offensive word towards his wife in response to a trifling incident… I mean, it’s not like he’s ever blown up and launched into profanity laced outbursts in the Senate or anything… Err, what? Oh, really. Never mind.

Note: This is an uncensored version — highly NSFW. You’ve been warned.